overlypolitebisexual:

ummm excuse me robbing banks is my kink and if you arrest me it’s kink shaming so i think you’ll find i’m free to go officer

(via mirahxox)



bangarz:

I just found the best Facebook page

(via tooquirkytolose)


bitelchus:

swatlock:

Pop Culture References in Shrek 2 (1/?)

Click the gifs for more information

OH MY GOD, IM SO GLAD I FOUND THIS ON MY DASH.

I´VE BEEN LOOKING FOR IT FOR AGES. 

(via ewokwehbah)


switch-off-the-stars:

squidsqueen:

dw:

when did we replace the word “said” with “was like”

When it occured to us that “said” implies a direct quote, while “was like” clarifies that you mean to communicate the person’s tone and general point without quoting them word for word.

THANK YOU

(via tooquirkytolose)


Q
favorite colour?
Anonymous
A

tooquirkytolose:

Black, like my soul


ratchet-jean:

casspie:

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You spin me right round baby

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Right round like a record baby

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Right round round round

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everyone is dead

(via rosesareray)



School: please get a full night of sleep
School: but don't forget to do 876543 hours of homework
School: and study for tests
School: be a well rounded student by joining clubs
School: and participating in sports so you don't come home till 6pm
School: don't be late for school
School: but make sure you eat a full meal in the morning
School: kids need a balanced diet
School: here eat cardboard with red paint, it's called "pizza"
School: if you don't type and double space your paper i'm not counting it
School: but don't use the internet while doing homework
School: but hey we need to be more technology involved, let's put all of your assignments on the internet

timelady-of-221b:

wendino:

the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.

timelady-of-221b:

wendino:

the look like they’re posing for a early 2000s rap album cover.

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(via ofmiceandmishaa)


dillondean:

thug life? more like hug life. come here

(via dickoloiswatchingyouagain)


dickspeak:

acting cool around ur crush

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(via dickoloiswatchingyouagain)


caluummhood:

HOLY SHIT, IT WAS THE ORIGINAL ONE

MAKE A WISH

(via dickoloiswatchingyouagain)


dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

dogshame:

I stick my head through the shower curtain and lick peoples bums while they aren’t looking.

(via dickoloiswatchingyouagain)


mirahxox:

jackhoward:

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

This took me too long to figure out.


…I don’t get it

mirahxox:

jackhoward:

jtkp-mod:

This is so stupid that it’s funny

This took me too long to figure out.

…I don’t get it